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Salami Vortex is when a girl is so 'used' and the mew is so gapping wide that when a man goes in it feels like he "fell into space".
Jerry went to have sex with Tiffany, but once he saw the salami vortex he turned Christian.
Another word for vagina
Victor: she won’t leave me alone idk why
Chris: then stop pounding out her salami slit!!
Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins
Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.
When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.
I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.
Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
Jake: Make me a salami sandwich or else🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫. Babe I want your salami
Rare french word combination meaning “dirty friend” -> sal = dirty + ami = friend.
He thought he had found a trustworthy friend but when he discovered his friend was banging his wife “comme un ourse”, he realized he was just a “salami”.