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A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.
Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.
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When copulating at the beach, a man dips his royal scepter in the sand and procedes to pound his girlfriend's pud.
When I was on spring break in Cabo, I sandblasted your mom!
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A cat's asshole. Cat butt. When kitty sits down, his asshole leaves a sand dollar print.
Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.
Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.
Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
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To have sexual intercourse on a beach and get sand on and around your penis.
This often leads to serious chaffing of the penis and vagina. The cause is primarily poor blanket positioning and/or when you withdrawl and go for the vagina again you miss driving your penis into the sand.
Holy fuck, my cock is totally raw I Sand Fucked Myra the other night at the beach.
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a derogatory term used to describe people of Middle-Eastern or Muslim decent. It is a racial slur that derived from the word "Nigger". There is alot of deserts in Middle-Eastern Arabic countries, hence why "sand" was added to "Nigger".
White guy 1: Yo i know these two guys from Iraq, Mustafa and Asser
White guy 2: Oh you mean sand-niggers
White guy 1: Ya true haha..they are sand-niggers...and i think they also like butt sex too
White guy 2: fucken sand-niggers for sure!
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This phase can be applied to men as well. i.e. A man who complains constantly or who has a pissy expression in his face.
Example: That guy is bitching about everything, he must have sand in the vagina.
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A Muslim
See also: Snow Muslim
Muslim people are not so bad, they are really just Sand Mormons.
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