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When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.
Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.
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A bitch who's sassy and has an ass.
Dick:"Thots these days are such sassy ass bitches.
Pussy: "ikr im so not a thot" *grins*
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Reavenger's girlfriend. biggest asian in town. is the patient zero of aids, basically lives down in china town because she's asian.
Works at a chinese restaurant, why reavengers has got the whole chinese menu memorized.
She's asian which means she's as flat as a board, eyes that are scary as hell and tries to act like the rest of us.
Whoa that girl was a sassy noob.
Hey billy joe you see that sassy noob with that reavengers?
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an assasin with an abundence of swag and loves anal sex
p1: look at that guy over there why is he checking out her ass
p2: oh him hes a sassy ass assasin
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The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.
ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!
Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?
ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!
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Particularly attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.
Wow, look at that sweet sassy molassy!
or:
The molassy at this party is sweet and sassy!
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The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.
"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"
"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"
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