A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts
Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Code closeted republicans to state their Trump support, without backlash.
Hey, Chicken Sausages.
I know, but they're trying to catch him riding dirty.
Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"
Euphemism for interracial wee wee.
Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.