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n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.
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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.
The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1
Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds
Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes
My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds
when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
the haters/anti fandom of a celebrity
ugh, EXO's second fandom is so annoying
"The 30 seconds" is a street game played by inner city residents of Pittsburgh, PA. The objective is to fight / try & knock each other out in under 30 seconds. Certain parts of Pittsburgh call it "the 10" or "the 20" which is the same rules but with less time.
Wassup wit "the 30 seconds" ike?
Silk we could get "the 20" right now.
G-bo ill run "the 10" wit you niggi.
Leap second is a weird kind of second that is inserted at the end of a random day. During the leap second, the clock will read: **:59:60 (** is relative to where you are). The leap second is inserted to make sure that the clock is in sync with the Earth's rotation. The full list of leap seconds can be found by googling "leap second list".
The leap second is added, and now I can live 1 second longer!!! What will you do in the leap second?