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Someone that hates being alone or unnoticed/invisible.
The attention seeking girl had convinced numerous people in town (especially authority figures such as police, her mother, or peers that she could benefit from) that they needed her around, so they continued to protect her without really knowing why. They had lives to get back to, since not everything was about her all the time.
Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.
These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.
Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.
HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!
Attention Seeker "He's attention seeking! Now pay attention to me! And buy my book!"
An accidental nocturnal bowel movement
Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
The opposite of a booty call. You seek the booty.
I booty seek. Every damn day.
When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.
Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek
meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"