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Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.
The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!
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A noun, used in self psychology, referring to one’s experience of another person (object), as part of, rather than as separate or independent from, one’s self, particularly when the object’s actions affirm one’s narcissistic wellbeing.
She most certainly does affirm me, she is the love of my life and she happens to be a most highly valued self-object!
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The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.
In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.
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What every girl on Girls Gone Wild lacks.
The girl with the blurry boobs had low self esteem.
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Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.
See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.
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1: When you do something utterly stupid, it causes something bad to happen to you
2: suicide
3: Variation of self-own
Guy 1: He slipped on his skateboard and fell down the stairs, breaking his neck.
Guy 2: Self-PWNED!
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When your sister makes a sex tape and gets famous.
Doug: Wow did you hear about the new Forbes article where it says Kylie Jenner is the youngest SeLf MaDe BiLLiOnAiRe!
Tim: buuuuut she not thoooo... she was always rich.
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