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Cock shed theory
my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
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What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.
Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.
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when someone does something seriously retarded.
referring to 'chicken shed' the well known theatre school/club for disabled children.
Guy 1: dude, john just tripped up some stairs then fell back down them.
Guy 2: fuck, that is some serious chicken shed shit right there lol!
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The shed James May built in Top Gear Ground Force and subsequently destroyed by Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond
Richard: Hey did you see Top Gear Ground Force?
Jeremy: I did, I loved James Mays Inconspicuous Shed
You will see some stuff in there and you might as well say goodbye to your vCard. But first he’ll smell your feet and then he’ll walk his fingers up to your little dong.
What he will do to you is unknown but mr nedds tickle shed is not the place to be
A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
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