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shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010


Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 4, 2022


Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by February 23, 2023


Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind ๐“ธ๐“ณ๐“ธ๐“ผ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ช; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022


shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up March 28, 2016


Shred some gnar

Wicked skate tricks
Straight killin it on a skate board

You guys ready to shred some gnar?

by ABKT111017 November 17, 2018


Shred and Illy

A hot couple who fucks regularly. Shred has a fat kok and illy rides it like a champ

Shred and illy are perfect together

by ShredBundy April 9, 2021