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The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.
Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
Someone fit af, someone like Kylo Ren.
"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician
When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient
"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"
"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*
"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*
When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."