shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.