shut your face

Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

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shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz

Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam

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Shut up Meg.

Phrase normally used when some dick says something stupid
at an irrelevant time, and/or say's a joke that isn't funny
in any way at all.

*in the middle of a silence*
James: Hey guys! Check this out!
John: Shut up Meg.

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shut the fuck down

An alternative form to say "shut down". Especially, it can be used when shutting down the computer.

That's enough for surfing , I'm going bed.
"Shut the fuck down!!" (preferably with hardcore chorus vocals)

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Shut thy mouth

When somebody is acting so fucking incredibly stupid that you must persist with “shut thy mouth”. Used commonly to “no u”.

Guy 1: wtf r u kid
Guy 2: shut thy mouth

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shut fuck the up

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!