regular player: plays the game for free for 5 hours and gets to lvl 5
rich man: spends 5000 robux and gets to lvl 99999 on roblox simulators
The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever
John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!
People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.
Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"
When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy
"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"
Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan
Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.
A game on Roblox that no one knows which is also banned from Roblox bc it's too inappropriate for children to see some Roblox avatars cumming and moaning and putting their pp into the vigina
Mom: What the fuck is this game, why are you playing this?
You: Oh, it's called fucking simulator, an only-fans 18+ Roblox game.
Mom: Holy shit son stop this game at this fucking time now!