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Uno Skip Turn

The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you

Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP

by DryBread November 19, 2019


Senior Skip Day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after prom, it tends to infuriate teachers and school administrators alike. The day has become less popular in recent years as the bureaucracy of public schools in the United States is becoming increasingly communist. For those who participate, the day continues to symbolize rebellion against overcomformity and the American desire for individuality.

Jackie won't participate in senior skip day. She enjoys being a slave to society too much.

by BigTreeInTheForest May 2, 2011

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skip to my lou

Rafer Alston aka Skip To My Lou is a street baller who blew up in Rucker Park. His nickname comes from when he skips when dribbling the ball. Currently plays for the Houston Rockets.

Guy 1:Yo did you know i got Rafer Alstons signature?

Guy 2:Who is that?

Guy 1:Skip to my lou

Guy 2:Oh....

by boriqua8891 April 2, 2008

43๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dip n skip

The act of fucking a girl then bailing without a trace or the act of fucking a whore then disappearing before paying her fees, normally while she looks for her underwear or while she gets her fix(that's why most whores charge you up front).

1- I'm gonna check out that bar around the corner, I'm gonna try to dip n skip a girl.
2- I totally got dipped and skipped last night, that asshole vanished without paying my 20 bucks!

by BigDaddy40 October 19, 2008

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skip-unit

Niggas love chicken tenders!!!

Excuse me sir I believe I was here...SKIP-UNIT!!!!....ohhhhhhhh :-(

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

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skip man

a variation of skip tracer, a person who acts in the capacity of an investigator to locate missing persons, especially those who have run off without paying a bill or fulfilling some obligation.

they had to go and send a skip man after him and return the car and sell it at terrific loss.

by wildcat56 February 8, 2012

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Hop, skip, and a jump

Not so far away as to delay a timely arrival; a short duration. More than two minutes, but less than a bit.

Don: Dave, the party has been bumpin' for like, an hour already! Where are you?

Dave: Had to go pick up the Kool-Aid, Don. Be there in a hop, skip, and a jump.

by E.XIII August 12, 2013

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