Random
Source Code

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 May 31, 2018


Slash Nโ€™ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash Nโ€™ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slash N' Smash

1) Term used to describe when someone is decapitated and another person penetrates the headless body via esophagus. This is similar to Skull Fucking and is sometimes used in conjunction with it.

*Note: This is not a violent sex act as the victim could already be decapitated nor is it an inside joke. This term has been used numerously and in many places.

1) "My friend Ryan and I couldn't decide who would go first at the girl, so he Slash n' Smashed her while I Skull Fucked her."

by Jungle Hide February 26, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


flash-n-slash

the group or act of a murderer/hooker tag-team that aims to eliminate the akward man-whores from the face of the planet. Their scheme consists of one "team mate" luring in a man at local dive bars and rock clubs to sleep with them for a low cost. The man unsuspectingly meets the girl at a motel in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden the other "team mate" storms in with a mask and a machete! This woman then takes off the mask and kills the man... Then it starts all over! BEWARE FLASH-N-SLASH!!!!!

person #1: so did you hear about the flash-n-slash at the motel 6 last night?
person #2: yeah, man! But he was kind of a man-whore. I'm glad they got that pussy gnome!!!
person #1: dude, that's low...

by .:tHe MaD hAtTa:. July 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slash Vs. Hendrix

The biggest choice in all Rock.

All those knew bands like My Chemical Romance and Bullet For my Valentine cannot hold up against even a fraction of power from these gods.

Slash Vs. Hendrix Is coming! God ( Ozzy Osbourne ) will NOT let Hendrix die without one final battle.

by The Urban Legend: Dodd42 February 23, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


slash it up

to take full advantage of something

person 1 - "there's gonna be free booze at the party tonight"
person 2 - "excellent i'm gonna slash it up"

on spotting someone giving out free food samples "i'm gonna slash some of that up"

by nicola squire October 2, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.

The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."

by ALcore September 25, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž