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Is where you're lover jerks you of with taco or salsa dip etc. Pretty much sauces for Mexican food. Please use mild sauces for your male lovers own good.
Im going to get a Mexico City slider tonight.
Anal sex with a person who has flaming diarrhea.
She had burning diarrhea all day and didn't want me to fuck her ass, so I had to pretend it was an accident when I went forward with the hot slider.
When someone spoons some of Cincinnati’s finest chili into the ole turd hole and proceeds to have anal sex.
With their sex life starting to feel dull again Jack and Jill had already tried just about everything they could. Jill felt as though she had no choice but to give 'em the ole Skyline Slider.
Come to school in your sliders! 🥿
“I love national wear your sliders day!”
When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.
When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand
When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand
Bat blood in solid state in the shape of a penis to be used as a dildo. Derived by pouring bat blood into a condom and freezing it. To be used on a girl till melted
"baby! I'm really enjoying this China slider. Go harder!"