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a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.
man did you see the news about that dead slob??
To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!
Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.
Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
One of the main events at the Sexlympics, two bob sleds both carrying a male and female in them race to the finish line, however there is a catch, the female is from the opposing team, if she makes the male bust from oral sex before the other one does , the male’s team loses. Whoever gets to the finish line without busting wins.
“Hey man did you catch the Slob N Bob event last night?”
Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.
Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.
'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'
'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'
'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'
'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'
When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.