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when someone mixes pee and cum together.
"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."
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When a guy drinks or slurps the access cum from the womans vagina ( or anus) after sex.
Girl: you just came in me
Boy: now im going to drink that peach smoothie
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a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.
it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).
OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD
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When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.
A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.
Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
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The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.
Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!
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A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.
A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
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The act of defecating into someone else's anus, and then they defecate it back out into the original person's mouth. That person then hurls the defecation into a cup, and it is then enjoyed by both participants.
That guys really enjoys buffalo smoothies for breakfast.
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