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An often used sex method developed by the ancient greeks in the 1600's. The male will unexpectedly sneak his hand into a well known position as the "G Spot" of the woman's vagina. This must be done with precaution. Relative speed, agility, grace, dedictation, balanace and a sense of compassion is necessary if said sneak is to be successul.
"Did you do her last night?"
"Ya man, and I even got a sneaky greek in there!"
*hi five*
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A sneaky steve is when one brings home a woman after being completely hammered, only to find out the next morning that it was a male. Sometimes the person is so hammered that their roomates must inform them that "hot girl" they slept with was truly a man.
"Dude I met this hot chick last night at this party, the only problem was I didn't realize it was a guy till after we scrumpted! He sure pulled a sneaky steve on me!"
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While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.
Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"
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Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.
My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.
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Be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. It involves ass to ass sexual relations. To perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin ass to ass. The maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. The balls must be split for this to occur. For the penis to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. From there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. The difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play "just the tip"
One day Mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. She said yes let's play just the tip, but Mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.
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N: To insert two fingers from the same hand into both the Anal and Vaginal passages from behind a female individual in a manner to attempt a stelth sexual advance.
"Tommy wanted to please Bridgette so much he attemtped a sneaky-barracuda while she was drinking from the water fountain..."
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A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.
The kind who takes his meat round the back.
OMG he's a sneaky butcher?
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