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the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe

I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face

by docdealer69 February 5, 2014


Snow Toobin

The sport or activity of sticking your dick in the snow.

Hey, man. It looks like we got at least four and a half inches of snow last night. You down for some snow Toobin?

by Dbrasco37 October 20, 2020


snow wog

A term used to refer to migrants from northern European, eastern European, Nordic, Baltic and Scandinavian countries and their descendants.

Dude 1: "I thought we was aussie 'till he started speaking with that rusky accent and drinking vodka"
Due 2: 'what, he's a snow wog?"
Dude 1: "yep - straight up crazy snow wog!"

Girl 1: "you ski really well for a first timer"
Dude 1: "I'm a snow wog - it's in my blood"

Girl 1: "you're white, you have no idea of the issues faced by non-english speaking migrants to this country!"
Snow wog: "you're kidding right? I'm a *ucking snow wog! my parents couldn't get a friggin job because they couldn't speak english proper, landlords refused to rent houses to them and I have been teased all my life because of my snow-wog name that stupid trailer trash rednecks like you can't pronounce!"

University lecturer: "as a white student, you have no idea and cannot possibly understand how the indigenous peoples of this land have suffered as a result of having their land stolen"
Snow wog: "you're kidding, right? Sir, my grandparents fled the USSR. You know why? Because the Soviet stole their farm, and sent a bunch of my relatives to prison. So go ahead, tell this silly snow wog I don't know what it's like to go back to my ancestors land, see the house my grandfather built and see it still occupied by a Russian family to this day with no hope of ever getting it back, go ahead and tell this snow wog about my so-called white privilege!"

by SnowyKitty November 16, 2017


snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others

wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015


Snow Gypsy

Snow Gyspsy- One who is said to roam the vast expanse of what we call “America,” in search of a good time, always to be called back to the snow. Much like a bird drawn to a specific habitat during mating season, the snow gypsy will always be found at his local “spot” from the months of October – May.

Random lounge kid- hey does that TJ kid still work here?
Chuck- It’s October? Don’t you know anything?
Same kid- what? Uh im confused?
Chuck- he’s a snow gypsy, look it up.

by SnowGyspy September 26, 2011


snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014


Snow Bird

Any old or wealthy person who migrates to florida for the cold winter months. These individuals are notorious for bad driving, an undeserved sense of superiority and lack of fashion sense.

"Now it takes me 20 minutes longer to get to work in the morning because all these damn snow birds are clogging up the roads with their shitty driving"

by rum digger December 5, 2008

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