Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

Southern Bull

An adult beverage. Half southern comfort, half red bull.

Hey bartender, I'll take a Southern Bull.

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

southern generosity

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic. An attitude usual found in people in the Southern part of the United States such as Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida.

Those strangers from Miami that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern generosity.