speaking O'Mara

The act of mumbling incoherently after consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Originated at the Cosmopolitan in Worcester,MA.
I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.

I was speaking O'Mara after drinking a few too many Magners on a Tuesday night.

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Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

speaking dolphin

The sound a chick makes when you stick your dick in her ass thus making her speak like a dolphin.

Dude, I went to Sally's house and I totally made that bitch start speaking dolphin.

Pedro speak

When pedro types on facebook and nothing makes sense

Pedro speak

I remember I got lost going around the school I couldn't get groom the pool to the the auditorium. That takes REAL skill

It was like my first week in games bay

Translation
I remember i got lost going around the school. I couldn't get from the pool to the auditorium. That takes real skill.

It was my first week in hawkes bay

monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

Pollyanna Speak

News, economists, and personalities in the media and politics downplay growing disasters or negative outcomes when being direct is an inconvenient truth.

I read an article on the economy that use a lot of pollyanna speak when it comes to how bad the recession is going to get.

Dweeb Speak

Dweeb Speak is described as the mannerisms in the speech patterns of those who do not conform to society in modern day culture, that is considered quirky or uncool.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.

Dweeb: Why hello there friend, like zonks dude, looks like some two slash one is getting his hunko donk mode on!
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.