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The act of fingering a girl while drinking beer. Warm beer is preferred to get the full redneck effect.
"Honey, could I have the Redneck Special tonight?"
When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.
"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"
A bullshit term car sellers say when they’re trying to scam someone by selling them their trashed car instead of sending it to the scrapyard.
Buyer: *Searching for cars on OfferUp*
Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. It was also in a high speed collision
A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.
He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.
When you finger a girl after eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and burn that pussy up.
While having sex with Sally, having just finished a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, I took my blood red seasoned fingers and thrusted them deep within her moist cooch, giving her a Chestered Special. She shot upright in agony and pain.
When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves
Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes
A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.
Rob just ruined my Special Blanket. There is jizz EVERYWHERE.