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When two individuals (more than likely strangers) speed next to each other because each individual thinks the other will get pulled over.
Example 1. "Man I was speeding Buddies with a Porsche today.. a cop would've totally busted him first."
Example 2. "So this idiot in a sketchy-ass van was tryin' to be my speeding buddy.. There's no way I'm getting busted before him."
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.
Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
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it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds
adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
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Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.
Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!
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The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.
Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace
A speed that is faster than normal speed.
My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.