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A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.
RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.
6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*
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When a woman licks and sucks a cock like an icecream cone. Then let's the cock sprinkle cum all over her face.
My girlfriend loves sucking my cock like an icecream cone, and makes my cock sprinkle my cum all over her face. She begs for her icecream face sprinkles.
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The act of showering the butt area with some kind of "showerable" substance, like sprinkles, money, water, etc.
I'm gonna sprinkle the back hole!
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a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it
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The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
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See: Sprinkle Bread On Your Head
To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.
Yo imma sprinkle bread onyo head if you talk to the cops.
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A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.
Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.
He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.
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