Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away

stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!

Bell Stamp

Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.

I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.

I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.

Sludge Stamp

When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead

I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.

Stink Stamp

When your cat is too obese to clean her ass, she leaves a spot wherever she sits, that cannot be removed with ordinary household cleaners.

Our couch looks like a old bingo board because of all of Kitty's stink stamps....

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