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Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.
Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!
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When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.
"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."
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The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.
(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"
(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"
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A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.
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a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore
I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...
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when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.
Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?
I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.
I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.
did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.
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1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.
2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
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Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.
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Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
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