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Best song Johnny Cash created.
I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders,
Chains, chains around my feet,
I got stripes, and them chains them chains are about to drag me down!
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When someone shits and cums in different cups and then pours them on their partners face.Then when the jizz and shit crusts over you lick it off.
Whoaah! Dude yesterday i zebra striping this chick and it was delicious.
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Similar to the typically viewed go faster stripes, too faster stripes are apparant on vehicles of safe speedsters, where the stripe is only visable on the bonet of the car and does not exceed past the owners "speed limit needs" through taking a full go faster stripe.
Guy1: Dewd i want some go faster stripes on my car!
Technician: Ok!
technician finishes stripes on bonet and moves onto doing the roof...
Guy1: NOOO! STOP! IT'LL GO TOOOO FAST! DUN WANT IT TOO GO TO FAST!!!
thus the too faster stripes are born.
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when you fuck a girl who is having / just had her period, pull out, and cock smack her with your period bloody cock (aka mushroom stamp) leaving a bloody stripe on her face.
oh man, my girlfriend was on the rag so i had to Canadian red stripe her
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Brown racing stripes occur when:
1. You do not whipe yourself well enough
2. You pinch one off a bit to soon
3. Your farts are so vile they stain your underwear brown in the area of your butt-crack
That son of a bitch did'nt wipe so he has brown racing stripes.
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Verb: To snort a line of coke off of a girl's back while doing her doggy style
Tyler: (To a girl) Hey, wanna do the doggy white stripe tonight?
Girl: Ok, I'll bring the coke.
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What boy racers put on their cars. Thinking that this will improve the speed.
Look at the geek with the go faster stripes on his car. Now he can do at least 50 mph.
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