traffic study

Traffic in NJ.

Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study

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Global Studies

A class consisting of AP world history and Honors english. Also includes, but is not limited to, 3 hours of homework a night, limited social life, and pulling of the hair.

I have a ton of Global Studies homework tonight, man!

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study time

It is when a male asks a female to come over and "study" when he has no intention of studying. When one thing leads to another, they start doing it doggie style. The male proceeds to grab a book without her knowing. He also proceeds to put in the butt. When she predictably turns around in surprise, you whack her over the head with the book and yell "Study Time Bitch."

Squish Squish. <<Grabs book>>. Squish. WHA? WHACK. "Study Time Bitch"

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gtg study

david-speak for 'i have to go play halo' and/or 'i'm sick of listening to you talk to panic at the disco so stfu'

christina: "omg bden is like a prodigy"
david: "gtg study"

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study smart

most people say study hard, but study smart means studying more intelligently and making use of your time.

study smart for your exam!!

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Study high

When you have been studying for so long that almost anything and everything is funny to the point where you think you are high on drugs.

Colin: Hey man, jabronee! ahahaha
Merrick: Dear God, you are so dumb.
Colin: Hahaha sorry! I'm so study high!

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Study Sex

Talking about a subject with a friend just loud enough so that the boy/girl on the other table starts talking about the same subject with his/her friend, then proceeding to impress eachother with your copious knowledge of said subject whilst making the occasional eye contact.

Friend of girl: I need to solve
sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx) = -1
where k > 1 is constant and so are a and b, and they are all irrational.

Girl: *notices boy so increases volume* Well, you could rewrite the left-hand side as:
\frac{1}{2}(\cos(ax-bx)-\cos(ax+bx))-\frac{k}{2}(\cos(ax+bx)+\cos(ax-bx))=-1

Boy: *to his friend, speaking loudly to impress girl* For the original equation:\sin (ax)\cdot\sin (bx) - k\cdot \cos (ax) \cos (bx) = 5

Girl: and sin(ax)sin(bx) - kcos(ax)cos(bx) + 1 = 10

Boy: and sin(bx) - kcsc(ax)cos(bx) + cot(ax) = 0

Girl: Which can be simplified to sin = 1

*Girl and Boy smile at each other*

Friend of girl to friend of boy: They're totally having study sex.

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