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The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.
Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?
A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!
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When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.
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When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
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The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.
He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.
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when you throw someone a suprise party you rob them of all there CRACK/MONEY/DRUGS
that biatch better shut the fuck up otherwise we're gonna throw him a suprise party
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