Swing Ming

name for asian man fresh off the boat, who's name is Siu Ming, and needs a cool name for the mean streets of Toronto. The potential of this asian person is quite great, at one point getting 90s in mathematics. he is now a recovering alcoholic and looks for guidance from nocturnal nig and artyom's spatula.

grab me some of swing ming's fireworks.

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Swinging beef

A bull's testicles which are removed, cooked and eaten.

Them boys cut off that old steer's ballies and ate swinging beef for a week.

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baby swing

one person grabs the balls the other grabs the wee wee and play basketball.

OMG wanna play baby swing!

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southern swing

a noose used back in the day for hangin coulored people in southern states, poupular with the kkk

the cotton picker next to the Mcormics house was talkin to a white girl this mornin so now we gotta go make us a southern swing

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Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

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Popularity Swing

Can be used to define when the popularity of a product or service gains momentum to another product due to the hype being switched over.

John: I'm using myspace right now it's the best.
Joe: No, you should use facebook because everyone is using that now.
John: Since everyone is using that I guess I will switch over then.

If people switch from Call of Duty to Battlefield 3 there is a popularity swing because all of their friends are playing that one game.

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swing low

The penis, especially a large one

I was trying to get some stank on my swing low when the bitch hit me in the head with a smoodee.

*Smoodee: an iron used to iron ones clothes (eg: smoodees the wrinkles out fo the clothes)

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