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A condition that exists when your belly has "dun lopped" over your belt. Also related to the "spare tire" that comes with obesity.
Sometimes also referred to as "Dunlap Syndrome", Dunlop is caused by over eating and lack of exercise.
"My boyfriend totally has Dunlop Syndrome. He hasn't seen his belt in years."
The phenomenon in which someone seems far more attractive in the thumbnail version of a profile picture than they truly are.
I thought the girl who sent me a friend request was hot, but it turned out to be a case of Thumbnail Syndrome.
This is a condition named after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) which causes people to veiw sex-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. Sufferers also find homosexualaly much worse than being straight.
When asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say "those ideas do not need to be put into children's heads" but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.
Kid: "Can I see this movie?"
Parent: "No, it's rated R"
Kid: "So?"
Parent: "It could have sexual content in it."
Kid: "You have MPAA Syndrome!"
The phenomena that occurs in infomercials where the video becomes black and white and the simplest tasks are impossible without the product being sold in said infomercial
Vince from Shamwow: Its not possible to wipe up a spill you just spread it around and everything goes black and white thats why you need shamwow.
Me: Thanks to grayscale syndrome they'll sell a million sham wows
A point in your life were you dont give a fuck about anything and anyone. You also won't care what you say to people.
At this time you might be called an asshole every 2 or so hours.
man1:Dude you've been a real asshole.
man2:Yea last week i got the Fuckit syndrome.
man1:I had that last month.
1. To covet an item or situation which one does not have.
2. To always want the opposite of what you have.
I contantly suffer from grassisgreener syndrome. When I'm single, I crave being in a relationship. When I'm in a relationship, I crave being single.
A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.