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Devil or Illuminati
Taylor Swift is the devil.
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1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
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A bland white bitch that white people love to overrate. She has the personality of a bread. If she was black she would've never been successful like that.
Taylor Swift is a boring ass white cracker hoe.
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Me: u know Taylor swift?
Them: no duh, she’s a icon
Me: yessir
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The music industry
And the record holder and breaker
Taylor Swift is Music Industry
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The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
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A heartbreaker
A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship
And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
Person 1: “Did you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?”
Person 2: “Yeah, what’s new pussycat.”
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