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A third world country dotted with first world cities.
Person 1: I'm moving to Texas next month. I need a career.
Person 2: Why are you moving to a third world country for a career? Move to Haiti while you're at it.
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(Verb) To communicate (repeatedly) via SMS text messaging on a cellular phone or other mobile device.
So he texas me back, "Hay stay where u r. We comin over." And I was like, "Wat?" OMG there were like 40 cars in front my house!
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Place mentioned in a famous country & Western song.
"All my exes live in Texas..."
"Texas is the place, I'd really love to be..."
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Another word for big and can be used to define a act of headassery
Steve: yesterday I sent my girl a dick pic
Carl: what'd she say
Steve: she said my dick is Texas size
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The act of performing sexual acts with a family member. Also known as incest.
Man, I heard he just texas'ed his mom.
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Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
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When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
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