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wall test

A test to determine if a girl is too fat. The wall test is preformed by a girl walking up against a wall, to see what part of her body touches the wall first (breasts or belly). If her breasts touch the wall first, she passes. If her belly touches the wall first, she fails and she needs to do some crunches.

Damn girl, looks like you just failed the wall test. Go do some crunches.
Hey baby, you passed the wall test. You can come chill with me.

by Mike T. of G'ville May 24, 2011

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Pencil Test

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.

If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.

Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.

by Quick Reply January 19, 2006

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Turing test

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

by Renee February 26, 2004

68๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


The test of courage

Mostly Related to anime...and held during the summer time, a school or group must preform a task that is scary or leads to ghosts of some sort...

Hey lets ask the the summer programer if they can set up "THE TEST OF COURAGE"!!!!

by An Otaku August 20, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 3, 2006

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testing waters

feeling it out; trying out for the first time.

SELLING MY SHIRT FOR 5 BUCKS OBO TESTING WATERS.

by J.x3 February 23, 2012

69๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haiti Test

1. A major news event that reveals someone's true values and personality.

2. How people react to a massive disaster, such as the Haiti earthquake of January 2010 -- with compassion and care, or sarcasm and selfishness.

Following the Jan. 12 earthquake, most people expressed sorrow and an urge to help those in distress. However, some people resorted to "blaming the victim" or condemning "taxpayer-funded" relief efforts. Hidden hatred of minorities, poor people and "foreigners" is often at the root of such heartless statements following a major catastrophe.

Two famous men failed the Haiti Test this month: Pat Robertson said Haiti was being punished by God for "making a pact with the devil" in the late 1700s. Rush Limbaugh called Haiti relief efforts a political ploy by the Obama administration to "burnish his reputation" with the light-skinned and dark-skinned black community" in the U.S.

by Peter Kobs January 18, 2010

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