student nature

The shared attributes of students and their social networks that are universal throughout all schools.

student 1: I muttered under my breath that Todd's girlfriend is a little pudgy yesterday. Now today, everyone's saying that I called her disgustingly fat, pasty and retarded and Todd says we're going to fight today after school.

student 2: Shit man, that's just student nature.

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UCT Student

Someone who applied to Stellenbosch University but got rejected.

Goes to university for 5 years and gets a job at McDonald's.

Liam, the UCT student next door, owes me money

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UCLA Student

A person that wishes they could be a Trojan, but will never admit it. They will often badmouth the Trojans, claiming to be superior to them, when in truth they know that being a Bruin sucks large hairy testicles (however, many Bruins do not understand this to a be a punishment, as they enjoy sucking testicles).

Trojan #1: Hey look at that group of dudes over there sucking each other's testicles and crying.

Trojan #2: Huh, they must be UCLA students.

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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's

Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90

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honor student

Every niglet that is shot or killed in some way.

Leroyshaun be a good boy, he dint do niffinz, he be a honor student

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art student

Those who persue the field of art mostly because they are so uninteresting and cannot carry on a conversation with the common person. They instead insist on "expressing" themselves with their "art."

Their unoriginal works of "art" will never be able to afford them the personality implants necessary to function outside of the campus environment.

Commonly referred to as introverted snots that mistake funky hair and trendy clothes for individualism.

Art students can usually be found in any coffee house or college student union.

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honors student

A person who particularily likes to deal with other people's shit in real life, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

That guy is such an honors student. He actually listens to girls, when they talk to him, even if they don't sleep with him at the end of the night.

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