Nut Now November

When you realize "No Nut November" is a dumb trend that makes no sense.

My Friend: Bruh you still doing No Nut November
Me: Nah bruh it's Nut Now November, I'm trying to smash my girl tonight

do me now

"Fuck me now."

"Let's have sex now."

"Baby, I'm so hot for you. Do me now."

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NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

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stan txt now

when you stan txt you will uh get money, yes 😃, and you will get clear skin, yeah. so stan txt now for money and clear skin, and you will become rich yes.

person: Omg she got so much money and she even has clear skin??
person2: yeah i know its cause she stans txt.
person : we should stan txt.
person 2 : Yeah i know some of the names! lets go learn more.
person 1 and person 2 : stan txt now

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Who's the Affleck now?

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

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are we cool now

what u say after a fight

Are we cool now bro

Forget-Me-Now

They’re pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give ’em one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It’s a mainstay of the magician’s toolkit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

Also known as: Flunitrazepam

To make Rita forget that she was kidnapped, she was given a Forget-Me-Now

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