When you fist an asshole to the elbow. Like Vince Carter dunking.
Yo this bitch was wild. She let me go Vince Carter on that asshole.
A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
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The 39th president of the United States
Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.
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Term given to the act of suspiciously skipping a test day (intentionally or non-intentionally). This is usually executed by skipping large portions of test days for a specific class in a consecutive manner. Especially those that pertain to history class.
"Do you know how to pull a carter?"
"Yeah, skip a whole bunch of test days."
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The most awesome person you will ever be friends with. looks white but can speak spanish. He is one of the best friends you can have.
person 1: that guy looks white but hes speaking spanish! thats so awesome :)
person 2: yeah hes problably nick carter. "no sabe nada"
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When someone prevents you from listening to overrated albums like Tha Carter 3 or other Lil Wayne material. Similar to a "Cock Block" except with Lil Wayne music.
"Yo man bump that Carter 3 son!"
"Nah man im going to bump a good album like LAX."
"Why you Carter Blocking on me dawg? Why?"
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A song by Lil Wayne that also features Jay-Z, both of which have the last name of Carter. The song is asking about where "Mr. Carter" has been, and both of them reply that they have been around the world, and back again.
Wayne is making his 3peat in this album, while Jay-Z has been in a retirement stage for a few years.
Speaker: "Hey Mr. Carter"
Jay-Z/Lil Wayne : "Hello"
Speaker: "Tell me where you been"
Jay-Z/Lil Wayne: "You know"
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