Sir Chink a Lot

An extremely fobby asian guy.
An asian man with no sense of western fashion or social customs, and speaks with very limted English (if any at all), with a very heavy Asian accent. Usually works in the I.T. industry.

"Look at Sir Chink a Lot over there wearing the high water pants and the SAP software conference sweatshirt."

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chink my eyes

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

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slant eyed chink

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.

Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.

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Chunky Chink Chonkers

A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.

Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.

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Chink Chop Suey

The act of packing raw snap peas, red peppers carrots and broccoli heads into a Chinese midgets asshole followed by scalding teriyaki sauce. The midget proceeds to simmer the ass suey in a boiling hot tub, ass up. Once simmered the Chinese midget garnishes with hot sauce that burns the asshole. Hot sauce so flaming the midgets pubes begin set fire around the rim of the asshole, illustrating the flames of a suey eruption. The midget begins to swallow an instantaneous laxative. She then proceeds to defecate to the chopped ass suey to the rim of her asshole as her partner uses chop sticks to dine on the Chinese delight.

After having that Chinese guy perform that Chink Chop Suey on me, I'm never going to screw another black guy again.

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Big Dick Chink

Usually a Chinese man with a huge dick

Harry wang is a big dick chink

chink eye syndrome

the disease that after the act of smoking marijuana your eye-lids will lower to an asain state sometimes it is so bad you look like you are asleep

"Doctor is it that bad"
"yes I am sorry sir , but you have chink eye syndrome"

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