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The day you drink a glass full of pilk (December 14th)
"Here, drink this pilk, its Pilk Day"
"I really love Pilk Day"
A day, usually on a weekend or during a day off, when you have nothing to do and sit around lazily in your pajamas, not leaving the house. Often involves eating cereal for every meal and excessive television/video games.
Speaker 1: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
Speaker 2: "No way man, I'm having a pajama day. Let's just sit around and watch Seinfeld reruns."
Jay Day-noun
Relating to a day taken off from work when perhaps one could actually go into work if one had the desire to do so.
(more covert and cooler than a mental health day)
Origin: A Shortening of the Hebrew name Jeremy, combined with the word day meaning "the interval of light between two successive nights; the time between sunrise and sunset:" Coined as a popular phrase by Alan & Kim in 2009.
Alan: Are you going to be here tomorrow?
Kim: I don't know, it's been a really stressful week, I may take a Jay Day"
or
Kim: Is your brother out sick today?
Alan: Yeah, he's out, but I think he's just taking a Jay Day.
The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.
I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.
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"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
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The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.
Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.
Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet?
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!
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Guy 1: Is that a Monday, Wednesday, Friday class?
Guy 2: No, it meets on T-days
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