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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.

"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.

by QuacksO April 5, 2019


fifth-cousin

1- Great-great-great-grandpibling's great-great-great-granchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents, zero great-great-great-grandparents and two great-great-great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

fifth-cousin.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


fifth-cousin-10X-removed

Fifth-cousin-ten-times-removed (5C10R).

My fifth-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021


Fifth place

Ass. Euphemism found on YouTube stories (typically about cheating wives) to get around profanity standards. Derived from Fifth base, which refers to anal sex.

Her skimpy dress barely covered her fifth place.

by ICDogg May 28, 2024


Fifthing

refers to pleading the fifth

Hey do you know what happened with Amy?

Sorry man, but i’m fifthing

by BasicallyCap May 2, 2020


Fifthing

Fifthing someone is when you ask someone to fill the fifth slot

Yo bro stop fifthing me
No u, let me fifth you bro
NO!

by DrewskieVR April 21, 2020


Fifthing

When you ask someone to fill that fifth slot

Hey bro are you fifthing me?
Heck yeah bro, wanna be a fifth?
Stop fifthing me bro!

by DrewskieVR April 21, 2020