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Fifth-cousin-five-times-removed (5C5R).

My fifth-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021


open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.

"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.

by QuacksO April 5, 2019


Fifth Friend Syndrome

A negative social effect in which a new person in a friend group usually thinks he's friends with the people in the group. And tries his hardest to integrate into their social structure. But the people in the friend group usually treat him as a friend. But in reality, they're doing it not to upset him/her. They usually treat the new person like a dick. Acting nice while also putting him/her in the background.

Usually named so because the new person mostly tends to be fifth one. Most social structures consists out of people in groups of 4.

John: "I asked Kevin if he would want to hang out some time. He said yes but he just straight up ignored me after I tried to ask him when but he ignored me. At the end of it he hung out with another friend and completely ignored me."

Bob: "John, it looks like you have fifth friend syndrome."

by TheSmellyCheeseBoi April 8, 2022


Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV)

It is when you are writing in a such of way that no one relies on what you're going to write. It is when you are using confusing sentences -- think of the way Frank Herbert wrote his famous novel double-trilogy, Dune -- Frank Herbert used confusing things moving onto things such as character's thoughts, character's own paragraphs, and more onto that.

John read Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse: Dune, and her thought it was a Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV).

by Wargom July 15, 2024


Fifth Floor Phenomen

It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.

Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?

by chickennuggylover September 26, 2022


fifth harmony

fifth harmony are four girls who rule this fuckin' world. first there were five, till camila cabello left the group. they're fans are called harmonizers, who btw are the best fangirls and fanboys in the whole entire world. real harmonizers support all the girls, called ot5 or ot4

fifth harmony rule the world

by fifthharmonyot5 January 2, 2017


fifth and cuff

Getting handcuffed to your partner until you finish a 5th of liquor (750ml). You will get blasted

Friend: You going to the Davie Fifth and Cuff?
You: Of course. I want to get blacked with my friends.

by Fifthandcuff October 15, 2022