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a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.
see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)
*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.
*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.
A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.
a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?
a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.
HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!
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the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
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In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH
O my god its Guido Werner, I need a tissue
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A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.
This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?
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A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
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1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
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