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To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.
An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":
"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.
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When you use a needle and some india ink to tattoo yourself. Painful, but not as bad as you would think. As long as you use hydrocortizone so it doesn't get infected.
" wow, she got a jail tattoo!"
"what of?"
"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"
"wow, that's sick."
"Yeah, I'd do her."
"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."
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An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."
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the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......
john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail
judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
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When your friggan stupid anough to give yourself a tattoo with a needle and proxide.
"Hey Mark! I got a jail tattoo today, it hurt like amother fucker but i don't care :D"
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the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
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the tattoo's some people choose to aquire while incarcerated
jail-ttoo's are an often good giveaway of convicts.
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