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A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.
Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.
Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.
Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.
The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"
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Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.
person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
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a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall
Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.
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When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.
I love you my little moose-nut!