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1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.
That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!
ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
when you get pepper sprayed in the balls and develop a rash
when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash
man idk how to tell my girlfriend i got a chines rash
Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.
The sole reason this author hates underwear
Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.
When you get a rash or break out from a hook up
Girl 1: what’s on ur face
Girl 2: ugh just kissers rash
Girl 1: ohhh who’d u get with