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yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

by Dustin Bowman April 5, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turtle smuggler

Front pouch of large proportion conveying image of a turtle captive within pants. Usually a female phenomenon but not exclusive. Takes cameltoe to new heights and is the 45+s ,revenge on the muffin top - in fact it's opposite Flesh distribution

Marys choice of waist high pant meant today was going to celebrate the turtle smuggler within.

by P Waffle June 10, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Van Horne Smuggler

An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.

Kevin loved the van horne smuggler.

by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019


kool aid smuggler

A person, most likely a black male, that drinks all the kool aid at a party of social gathering.

Paul- "Hey Sam, can you get me some kool aid?"

Sam- "Sorry but Tyrone drank all of it, that damn kool aid smuggler!"

Paul- "Fucking Tyrone dude!"

by TooEaZzy July 28, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


yo-yo smuggler

The term used to describe a woman with rather large labia. Also known as a cameltoe.

"Hey, look how tight her pants are. She's totally a yo-yo smuggler!"

by MYTMOWZ August 11, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.

Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.

by amulet_1972 October 29, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž