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The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!
My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
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home of the stoners, gays and serial killers. it's pretty great. it's very liberal. it also has pretty forests if you ignore the crackheads, homeless people, hookers, rednecks and garbage. the only good things about Washington are the gays. we run everything. but also the weed is cheap and it's everywhere
where do you live?
Washington.
d.c that's so cool!
no you dipshit, Washington state
oh, home of the gays and serial killers
also great weed
yeah
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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
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George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.
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AKA: UW
Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!
Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.
Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.
Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!
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A slightly odd, predominantly black city which happens to be the capital of the US. Always getting blamed for bad Congressional decisions yet has no Representative. Overrun by stupid tourists who treat it like Mecca but are dying inside, home to lame landmarks and hot as hell during summertime. Not quite worth the trip but home to those who live there.
"Excuse me, but can you direct me to the National Zoo?"
-Most Common Sentence In The Washington DC Area
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When you shave a girls pubes into a mo-hawk and take another girls pussy and put the mo-hawk pubes into her vagina lips, add mustard on top of both of them, and put your dick in between both pussy lips and have fun;D
Dude those girls made be do a washington buzzsaw!!
ewwww..
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