Random
Source Code
Random
When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.
I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.
do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.
oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time
When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.
Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"
When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."
Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.
Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!