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old betty

taking a very large stool ranging from 15 to 20 pounds while having sexual intercourse with a Brazilian woman in her mid 70's who has Alzheimer's...

hey Taylor did you get any old betty last night.


dang Michael that smells like old betty.



Paige loves to watch old betty online.

by old betty herself! July 22, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty Swollocks

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

by Shier August 16, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty Friedan

1921 - 2006. Founding member of NOW (National Womens Organisation). She started the second wave feminist movement with her book The Feminine Mystique. A legend.

Betty Friedan - Women's liberation Movement

by Nobody's Property April 6, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Betty Swallocks

A way of saying "sweaty ballocks" politely. Used by the sporty and jock-like people widely.

Oh man i just came from a double period of rugby. Gave me major Betty Swallocks

by Calum Harrison February 4, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ugly Betty

Intercourse including a man and a woman, at which point the man puts her in the walls of jericho and proceeds to climax.

Geraldo: Man, I have that bitch an ugly betty last night and she said her back still hurts!

Freddy: Word, dawg?

by TicalCJB August 4, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Betty

A Big Betty is a really fat woman who never baths/showers, doesn't shave, and sleeps around.

omfg that girl over there is such a big betty!

by emoXlove6996 December 23, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž