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1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.
2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.
Person 1: What do you think of my Corona Cut?
Person 2: That shit looks fucking terrible my dude.
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The name of an idol made up of wood or stone set up by Hindu priests to represent the “coronavirus goddess,” whose mercy they pray for to contain the pandemic—food and chant prayers are usually offered before the deity, which is bathed in turmeric water and milk.
Just as there are gods and goddesses for all kinds of diseases and plagues, Corona Devi is the latest virus goddess to be idolized in temples—probably the deadliest deity that demands weeks- or months-long abstinence, fasting, and sacrifice from priests before she showers mercy on them.
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The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%
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A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.
Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.
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when everything gets cancelled because of Coronavirus (COVID-19) and you feel sad as a result
Sarah: Now that we've been kicked out of Cal Tech, I have lost all motivation to finish my Jane Austen final essay. :(
Karen: Looks like you've got a case of the corona blues! :'((
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The person you chose to ignore the government advice and spend time with because you know you both where following the rules and had too much to lose by not spending time together.
Yeah Rachel was my corona wife it was good times.
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A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and it’s causing me to not see my friends.
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